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The Apple Developer Clique

The Apple Developer Clique

I’m genuinely gobsmacked by this.

I applied for the Apple Developer program a couple of weeks ago on behalf of the company I co-founded.  I was amazed to find out that I had to provide them with details about myself, details about my company including things like our DUNS number.

In addition to this I had to wait for them to call me … yes, CALL me.  Just so that I can get a set of digital keys to sign anything I build.  So I waited for the call which took a little over a week.  The checks they did in this call were frankly pathetic:

Them: “Hi Apple here, you applied for the developer program on behalf of <company>?”

Me: “Hi, yes I did”

Them: “Can you confirm you are <name> and can you sign things for your company?”

Me: “Yes I can”

Them: “OK, thanks.  I’ll update your application now, bye.”

I mean seriously Apple what is the FUCKING use of “check” like that??  I could have been bloody anyone on the end of that phone connection.

So, I then had to wait for that to filter through the system.  I got distracted as busy business types generally do and got on with other things to make better use of my time.  An email arrived on the 10th June saying that I could now finish the application.  So today (20th June) I’m in a position to get it paid for (I’ve got to PAY Apple to make their eco-system more attractive??? WTF??  I won’t go into how offensive I find that here).

BOOM!!  Because I didn’t cough up my cash quick enough (within 7 days) I now have to go through this laughable application/wait/phone call process again.  I have to apply again, giving all the same details AGAIN, wait for another impossibly stupid phone call and another email.

Just so that I can hand over the stirling equivilent of £110 (not $99) so that I can spend my time making an app for my company.

Seriously, Go fuck yourselves Apple.  Take about a little clique!

“Ohhh, you didn’t respond quick enough, oooh, oooh … you need to be faster than that … Oooh, join our little club you want do you?  It’ll cost ya.”

Yeah, well I’ve already paid a massive premium for the bloody laptop I’m using.

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